Protección
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After games A and B against the Hornets in this playoff series, I decided that I couldn't sit idly by. I consulted with my curandera and decided that the only way I could help the Spurs out of this slump was to create my own protección votive candle. I urge you to go to your local botánica or supermercado and buy a plain 8" white glass votive candle. Print out the illustration below at 100%, cut along the dotted line and apply it to the candle with clear masking tape or double-stick tape. Hurry, your boys need you.
posted by Jamie Stolarski | 1:04 PM
15 Comments:
holy crap that's awesome. I am off to my local carnival store to pick up my candles
Is it protection from injury, or protection against any further baldness? You might need a bigger candle for that one.
Awesome man. I'm totally thinking about brining it to the game with me. Unlit of course.
I love Spurs haters! I love all the theories about the Spurs and that they are whiners, cry too much, and get favorable calls from the ref every time, but yet, if you look at any NBA Regular Season game without the Spurs, all the teams cry and whine just as much, if not more. I said regular season, because the Spurs have way more TV time during the playoffs than any other team. So in light of the above Spurs Hater comment, and the constant theories thrown out there about these Spurs, I am gonna throw out of my own theory. I believe CHAMPIONSHIP RINGS cause baldness, that is why every Spurs other than Manu, Oberto and the Red-rocket are bald or have little hair. Oberto has a bald spot as well, but he just combs over it with his long hair. Barry, who seems to be the only freakin Spurs player who can hit an outside shot in this NO series, used to have flowing hair before he arrived, but he to got hit by the RING bald bug. He got smart and shaved his head though. Red rocket doesn't have a championship ring yet, but the antidote to the Championship Bug is Red flowing hair. Anyway, back to Manu. With THREE CHAMPIONSHIP RINGS, its amazing Manu doesn't have a bigger bald spot!!! By the way, please call your curandera and ask her/him to negate all the voodoo spells cast on the Spurs. Then we'll just have two basketball teams, and the best team will win. When that happens, then I think we can take the Lakers or the Jazz! Drive for FIVE baby!
can I just save the image and then put it on as a wallpaper for my monitor and mobile? further protection against NO series against sweeping the spurs.
CAN YOU MAKE ONE FOR EACH MEMBER OF THE TEAM? THAT WOULD BE GREAT TO WATCH THE GAME AND HAVE THE ONLY LIGHT IN THE ROOM BEING PROVIDED BY THE SPURS ROSTER.
If championships make you go bald then Kobe better kiss his hair goodbye.
Jaime,
We want to get you on the radio to talk about this.
E-mail me your phone number and/or e-mail address at chrisduelshow@gmail.com
Chris Duel
ESPN 1250 The Zone
San Antonio, Texas
I made mine already!
http://playersclub.jfkalumni.net/images/vela.mov
A candle is burning in Anchorage Alaska for our Spurs.
They work! My candle is above our fireplace. It worked Thursday, and it will work again Sunday!
You ARE A GENIUS! I'm totally making one. Keep up the good work...
That is the coolest thing I have ever seen in my life.
I will burn this candle tonight. Go Spurs Go.
Now that you've brought victory to the Spurs against the Hornets, do you have an Ime Udoka design in the works for the Lakers?
Please make one for Pop. To help him make in game adjustments against Phil Jackson. They say he has a habit of taking the series everytime they win game 1.
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